Hi, I'm Elisha a medical student that would like to ask YOU a few questions about your sleep.
Do you sleep?
The human body can only last 3 days without sleep at all. But don't try this if u are handling an operating machine. You can but you will die a painful death. but then again i'm sure you'll die sleeping. whatever, NEXT!!!
Do you get enough sleep? If so, how many hours do you sleep in a 24 hours cycle?
If you don't know please refer to next question. If you're tired and confused, maybe you're stressed up. If ur energized and fresh then CONGRATULATIONS! you're among the few people who are not sleep deprived! If you wake up feeling sleepier you might have over-slept. Or you didn't sleep at all.
When you wake up, how do you feel? Tired? Confused? Sleepier? Energized? Fresh?
Refer to previous question: Since i didn't have space to write a description for the question above i will fill in the void space. An average adult needs 7-8 hours of sleep. A baby almost 12hours and the elderly 6hours. For some mentally ill or extra excited, ie: a Maniac, you need less hours of sleep to talk more. Napoleon Dynamite err wrong Napoleon Bonaparte needed only 4 hours of sleep. Because he needed more time to make war strategies.
Do you take afternoon naps?
WHAT?? You do? You lucky b***hes and b*st*rds.! Normal people with a job and life have very little time. But this is recommended to give optimal performance when doing work.
Is there anything that bothers you during your sleep? A cat? A baby?
This is simple. If you do have all these nuisance, just throw them away. Got a cat? Give it away. Baby? Send it to the nursery or for adoption. Siblings? Kick them out! Husband? Put him up for auction. Or try and make them sleep with you.
When you sleep, do you dream? if so can you remember it? If yes, what did you dream of?
You get dreams because your brain activities actually increase during these times. Normally, a dream is vivid and illogical but at times there can be dreams that are related to your everyday life. This means that you're thinking too much about it and literally take the phrase 'sleep on it' to the heart. Wet dreams are normal for you gentlemen and also ladies. So don't be afraid to express yourself. You're dreaming anyway. You're not cheating on nobody. Have a great time and enjoy it!
What position do you sleep in?
Unless you have been engaging in kamasutra sexual positions, you only have a few sleeping patterns. On you back, on your sides (either curled on straight), On the wrong side of the bed, or on you tummy. Despite the resting feeling you get when sleeping eagle-spread on you tummy, make sure you have spaces to breathe. If you're trying to commit suicide then go ahead. Rarely, given limited space, you will sleep with your legs crossed (BERSILA).
Who do you sleep with?
This question is just invade your privacy. Normally they don't answer this. And SLEEP in this term has got nothing to do with lying on the bed with your eyes closed and your brain resting. Instead, well your eyes can be half-closed, mouth slightly open, but your brain definitely wont be reducing its activities. They will be at peak performance with SPIKY gamma-waves on the EEG.
To conclude, this questionnaire is just a waste of your time because I wanted to waste mine. But i hope you had a good laugh. Remember, sleep is important for you to have a great day ahead of you. Thank you. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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